Here are a few favorites, straight from the stallions' mouths:
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
No, thank you, Men’s Health, for restoring the “hu” to my view of “man.”
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