Simon Cowell Too Cool For Viagra

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Simon Cowell Too Cool For Viagra
The American Idol star turned down the chance to be the spokesman.

Simon Cowell

It looks like Simon Cowell will not have something in common with Rafael Palmeiro, Rush Limbaugh, and Bob Dole. Pfizer offered the music mogul $2 million to shill their ED medication and he told them “nuts.” OK, he didn’t say that, he was more like, “I’m insulted,” except he said it with an English-y accent. We’re a little surprised that they even offered, everyone knows that really rich people use rhino horn to get a woody.

America’s favorite television villain (or televillain, if you will) also had some choice things to say about getting married. He’s agin it as opposed to fer it. He “doesn’t believe in it.” As if marriage was a tooth fairy or an Easter Bunny or social security. He claims to be nervous that a wife could take away some of his money. Girlfriend Terri Seymour has to be thrilled. “Yeah, what you guys see on TV, he’s like that all the time. Loves the sound of his own voice. Oh, we’re doing great though, thank you for asking.” Note: Ms. Seymour didn't really say that. She probably thought it.

Read more about Cowell’s perceived Viagra insult at Stuff.co.nz...

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