"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"
Yes, roses, teddy bears and Hershey's are always nice on Valentine's Day, but I'm in it for the real kisses. Did you know that the longest liplock recorded lasted something like 30 hours? Hmm—maybe you and your honey can do better.
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Go ahead, smooch him 'til they kick you out of the restaurant. Worried about smearing your perfect pout? My pick is L'Oreal Paris Infallible Lip Gloss - silky to the touch and as strong-willed as you are. Try an innocent pale Pink or sultry crimson; whatever your choice, the color won't budge and neither will he—so forget about breaking hearts and break a record instead...