Looking to make an impression this Valentine's Day? You've got just enough time to order an unforgettable card from Offensive + Delightful. Sentiments such as, "I love you, you son of a bitch" and "You're fucking wonderful...Seriously" are complemented by top of the line cardstock and beautiful graphics. Owner Olga Krigman states these cards are "intended only for close friends, family members, lovers, neighbors, interesting strangers, the intelligentsia, those with highly developed senses[s] of humor, and of course, those of us who really get a kick out of life." Check out the full line oplusd.com.
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