Can get enough Britney news? No? Then you came to the right place. Our goal is not to keep all things Britney Spears to a minimum. You may ask, “Why don’t you quit reporting on her altogether?” And our answer to that is that our accreditation as a gossipmonger would be revoked. So, all the latest on Britney and as quickly as possible:
Britney’s dating (possibly just humping) this photographer named Adnan Ghalib. He’s from England (a large island off the coast of Western Europe, one of several colonizers of America). They’ve had some adventures including purchasing pregnancy tests and a weird romp in a retailer’s changing room. She’s shown up at a few custody hearings. And she’s been a no-show at others. She probably got into another car accident.
Adnan’s wife, Azlynn Berry, is seeking a divorce for irreconcilable differences. Obviously, ‘Britney Spears’ is not a checkbox on the divorce forms over there. And photographs have appeared recently with a ring on Britney's engagement ring finger.
When is the Britney fascination going to end? We wonder if she’s blown her opportunity with all of the crotch flashing and weird, nude escapades to get a good deal from Playboy? Which she could follow with a sex tape. This is going to sound a little out there, but we think she may need an intervention. Maybe Dr. Phil won’t be enough. She might need a Scientologist.