Top 10 Celebs To Invite To A Bachelor Party
Which celebrity would you want tagging along on your bachelor party?
As we wrote up a quick Dish on Jack Nicholson (the actor, the golfer's name is Jack Nicklaus), we decided that he would be a good dude to have at a bachelor party. That got us thinking, 'what other celebs would be great to bring to a bachelor party?' Disagree with anyone on the list? We're sure that we missed someone, let us know. Keep in mind, it might be a bad idea to invite more than two or three of these guys, competing egos, paparazzi, etc.
10: Matthew McConaughey (They'd probably require him to wear a shirt in the casino.)
9: Snoop Dogg (Don't plan on getting a new job for 4 weeks or so afterward.)
8: Bill Hader (He's gotta spend at least half the weekend in character as Al Pacino.)
7: Bruce Willis (He’'s a dude. And this minimizes the likelihood of Ashton Kutcher punking you.)
6: Jeremy Piven (We're pretty sure that he can handle himself in a strip club. Keep an eye on him, though.)
5: Will Ferrell (We would need more Frank the Tank and less Harold Crick, "get off the slots!")
4: Seth Rogen (He's a funny dude. And he seems like he'd dive on the grenade.)
3: Tracy Morgan (Someone's gonna get pregnant!)
2: Vince Vaughn (Beers, laughs, ladies. You're so money and you don't even know it.)
1: Jack Nicholson (One word: Legen-(wait for it)-dary.)
Discussion
What about some musicians? Invite anyone but Bono or Sting, the do-gooders.
def invite Paul Rudd. funny dude. we need a list for the ladies. let's see. there are so few funny women. where to start. ok, it's a short list. i guess teh SNL women...
1. tiny fey
2. amy poehler
3. rachel drek (sp?)
4. blond from 30 Rock
umm...a little help?
Forget that!! I'd like to invite some of these dudes to a bachlorette party, namely Matthew McC and Tracy Morgan, he makes me laugh. Let's add Paul Walker and James McAvoy to the b'ette invite and I'd be a happy - scratch that - very happy woman. Ooohh Yes....my imagination is flying. Let the drinks flow!
Matty M...def only if he kept his shirt off and promised not to say, not ever once the whole night or during breakfast escapades the next day, "good for them, good for me and better off for society as a whole" (ok, not exact quote but close enough)
Tango, how can we have a bachelor party without
Alec Baldwin?!
oh! and McLovin!!
bleh. what you need is a list of who NOT to invite to the party.
1. leonardo dicaprio (i refuse to refer to him by first name only)
2. russell crowe (unless he promises not to carry phone)
3. dennis kucinich
4. collin ferell. i cant stand that guy.
5. john mclaughlin. total blowhard ancient dude.
6. bill o reilly. unless you invite him there specifically to beat the crap out of him.
7. Matthew McC. why invite a pretty boy.
8. that annoying guy from The Office
9. bill mahr
10. alan greenspan
OK. The real list:
10. Uncle Junior
9. Big p***y
8. Jackie Junior
7. Jackie Senior
6. Silvio
5. Furio
4. Paulie
3. Johnny Sac
2. Tony
1. Christopher
I put Christopher first because he's a wild man. I realize that some of these guys are dead, but who's really going to come to my bachelor party anyway? Notice that Carm, AJ and Meadow didn't make the list.
