Are Babies the New Boyfriends?
Young Hollywood thinks so. Why diaper duty might be preferable to dating.
Katie Holmes is another example of how a baby can give your reputation a much-needed makeover. When she first contracted a relationship fell in love with Tom Cruise, the whole world seemed convinced she had sold her soul to boost her career. But her tenderness with daughter Suri (helpfully chronicled by the paparazzi) has almost made people forget her Scientolo-palling husband.
But one caveat before you try to keep up with the Angelinas, the Katies and the Halles: Just getting knocked up isn't enough. You have to be a good mom (or at least have your Mommy Dearest moments in private). Britney Spears is the perfect example of how motherhood can be the ultimate What Not To Wear. Pre-kids, Britney's career was red-hot: She was the hardest working girl in show-biz, renowned for her discipline and good nature, if not her smarts. Now her antics, while probably no worse than Charlie Sheen's soberest weekend, subject her to much harsher judgment, because she's a mom.
So Jamie-Lynn, we hope you learn at least this lesson from your big sister: Babies are cute and all, but any fashion expert will tell you they don't suit drunks, drug addicts or bad drivers. So here are some tips on showing off your baby to best effect:
- Wear underwear…every day.
- Read the directions on the car seat. Put your child in it when driving.
- Most grocery stores sell milk as well as soda. Buy some.
- Leave the haircuts to professionals.
- Don't pimp your kids out to the highest-bidding tabloid (your momma did it to you, and we've seen how well that turned out).
And lastly, after the baby is born, invest in some birth control. A baby at sixteen is an honest mistake. Four kids by the time you're twenty…not a good look.
Discussion
young girls are looking at this and thinking to themselves 'if she can have a baby, so can i!' but because they are young, naive, and idealistic they fail to assess the other components of deciding to have a baby. it isn't something that should just be thrust upon someone, and they must then decide if you want to keep it or not, it should be something you and the person you love, after much discussion and planning, have chosen to do.
there are many responsibilities in having the life of a small child in your hands. they can't do anything for themselves, they can't talk to you or tell you what's wrong. having someone (even a little someone) screaming in your face at the top of their lungs takes some getting used to. with an infant, which is unable to be reasoned with or explained to, sometimes they just cry. eventually parents learn the differences in their childrens' cries. the small nuances of responsible loving parenthood are essential to being good parents and eventually role models, and generally a teenager just doesn't have them. generally they don't have the life experience and knowledge to provide that level of constant care. they are inherently selfish and don't think beyond the moment. they tend to be fickle, and change their minds about what they like frequently.
they haven't experienced a full childhood before they are making a decision that will affect the rest of their lives. 18+ years when raising a child. by the time you are done you won't be in your 20's anymore. experience life before you go permanently altering it, that's all i'm saying.
