From The Sun
MEET the women who find rippling muscles and chiselled good looks a complete turn-off.
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Slicking on another layer of lipgloss, Selena Maria slings her bag over her shoulder and struts into the bar.
A sea of dark, handsome heads turn to ogle her. Jaws drop and good-looking men raise their eyebrows or move in to offer her a drink.
But Selena walks on by. She only has eyes for one man. He’s waiting for her in a dark corner. He’s not one of the handsome guys in sharp suits. He’s not even ‘average’.
He’s bald and podgy, with a pock-marked face, and is easily the ugliest man in the room. She sidles into the chair next to him.
‘Hi, gorgeous,’ she purrs. The man’s gargoyle face breaks into a toothless smile.
The good-looking men know they don’t stand a chance.
Selena has dated her fair share of hunks, but has given up on gorgeous guys because they’re dull – both in and out of bed.
We mentioned in the Dish on May 25th that Natalie Portman may be hooked up with SNL funnyman Andy Samberg. We then mentioned that maybe there was a touch of truth to the old chestnut about women finding sense of humor attractive. But now we see that some birds just like blokes that are bad-looking to make them better looking (sorry, Lyle Lovett). Is it possible that the English are even more superficial than we are? Some of these ladies claim that these less attractive dudes are actually more considerate, better in the sack and less vain than the average sculpted Adonis. You probably won’t catch a whole lot of hot dudes with a thing for unattractive broads unless they subscribe to songster Jimmy Soul’s lyrical revelation:
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life.
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you