You know, this time of year everyone is always talking about New Year's resolutions, but I've yet to see anyone actually make one. Right? Like some people will vaguely be like "I should really lose some weight this year," or, "Man, I gotta get this credit card paid off," but I've never met anyone who actually made a list of things they intend to change.
Even if you only have basic cable, you can still get some booty. Just tune into Modern Family and tell yourself that you're watching it "for the jokes."