Thora Birch's Fatherly Sex Advice

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The crew of 'The Winter of Frozen Dreams' were horrified when the 25-year-old 'American Beauty' star's father and manager - who is a former porn star - insisted on watching Thora's explicit scenes with 52-year-old Dean Winters. A source told the New York Post newspaper: "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up." The insider described Jack Birch - who met Thora's mother, Carol Connors, when they co-starred in infamous hardcore porn movie 'Deep Throat' - as looking like "Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night."

YourTango’s Take:

What’s creepier, the real-life plotline of the movie or the reported behavior of poor Ms. Birch’s dad? We’re not even sure where to begin. When you have cast members weeping openly, it’s sure to be either maudlin or Academy-Award winning. In the meantime, we have an idea: How about a new reality TV series pitting soccer moms against stage-mom dads? Call it Brawling With the Wannabes.

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