Posted March 9, 2007
As a 28-year-old gamer, I feel I can lend some insight. You play different games for different reasons:
Grand Theft Auto: Takes my mind off of that kid I hit in Dearborn, MI. You hit so many pedestrians in this one that you lose count.
Madden 07: I can finally make Michael Vick into a Superbowl-winning QB instead of a lazy, herpes-ridden pot smoker.
Metal Gear Solid: I play this so that I can re-live what my dad went through in the jungles stalking Charley while surviving on rice and rat meat.


