From CanWest News Service
By Misty Harris
You've heard of green cars, green tourism and green weddings. Now Canadians should ready themselves for green sex.
For those who like to make love to the soundtrack of the global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth, Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for "getting it on for the good of the planet," suggesting "you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet."
Where to begin? First of all, the statement "you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet" would be a great slogan for a trucker hat, if people still where those. This is a great idea; marketing convention states that sex sells. Therefore, if the environmental types can get people to green their sex life, who knows what is next? All-natural lubricants have been around for some time. Stick to latex and polyurethane condoms for the time being, though, sheep skins do not protect against STDs, some of us have found that one out the hard way.