Greetings, loyal readers, from the Land of Long-Distance Love and Mutual Skype Masturbation…this was my first weekend without Catalan Man and both of us are kinda feeling like doodoo about it but what can be done, short of going to Willy Wonka’s mysterious and amazing chocolate factory and standing in front of the TV-wave zapper thing and get transported through space and time like Mike Teevee did?
This piece of paradise is about as remote as it gets, and can only be reached by private boat. Located near the small fishing village Ruarwe on the northern shore of Africa's Malawi lake, this eco-lodge is surrounded by cascading waterfalls, mango trees, and jungle canopies. Their restaurant and bar lies within the granite boulders of an ancient waterfall and is lush with vegetarian snacks as well as a myriad of fresh fruit alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.
Between Nkhata Bay and Chitimba, Boghoyo, Malawi
Photo: Lake Paradise