The Visit, Play-by-Play

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Greetings, loyal readers, from the Land of Long-Distance Love and Mutual Skype Masturbation…this was my first weekend without Catalan Man and both of us are kinda feeling like doodoo about it but what can be done, short of going to Willy Wonka’s mysterious and amazing chocolate factory and standing in front of the TV-wave zapper thing and get transported through space and time like Mike Teevee did?