Breathe With The Diaphragm, Girls!

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This Friday, Catalan Man arrives.
Oooooh! I’m as happy as a little girl….. picture Mike Myers as Dieter on SNL, looking like he just swallowed a lemon and pulling with both hands on his shirt to simulate little girl nipples. Am I ready?
I think I’m ready.
Here’s a checklist, just to make sure: