Nice. All of this year’s holiday stories are either of divorce (Sean Penn, Brendan Fraser), DUIs (Rebecca De Mornay, Mischa Barton) or engagements (Alba and Fergie).
We think a great Page Six headline for this item would have been: ‘Warren cashes in, proposes to Alba’. This has been a tumultuous year for these two they had the usual breakups and make ups, an STD rumor, a pregnancy, and an engagement. Good times, right? Some people think that Jessica Alba is the most attractive Hollywood actress and we think that those people have good vision. We think everyone wins here. The baby has a father, Jessica has support and help with the kid, and Cash gets an upgrade from Associate Producer to Jessica Alba’s husband. The only two people really lose in this situation. Eminem and Kuniva. Lyrics from the song My Band: ‘Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me. Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be.’ Oh well, we’ll add Alba to the list of women that Eminem won’t marry. She’ll be joining the Spice Girls, Jennifer Lopez, Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Kim (again), and Debbie Mathers (his mom) on that list.