Here it is, plain and simple: We've lifted a line or two from a recent release in the ever-popular "single girl" genre.
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From the glossary of...The Single Girl's Survival Guide: Secrets for Today's Savvy, Sexy, Independent Woman, by Imogen Lloyd Webber (Skyhorse Publishing).
"All Text, No Trousers: Phrase used to describe a man who texts on a regular basis suggesting you should meet up, but never actually comes up with a date." Sound Familiar?