Harvey Weinstein Weds

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Harvey Weinstein, Georgina Chapman

Hey, we weren’t sure about a good way to do this, so Harvey Weinstein got married to longtime lady friend Georgina Chapman over the weekend. She’s English and a fashion designer, each of which imply oodles and oodles of warmth. At any rate, the event was star-studded: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Renee Zellweger, Rupert Murdoch, Cameron Diaz, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Perelman, and, one can imagine, Harvey’s brother Bob were there. We don’t really have anything to add except that the people of Westport, Connecticut (think clinched jaws, old money, and the Mayflower) probably didn’t care for their view and tranquility being spoiled by ”those Holly-weird types.”