Match.com Wants To Hook Up With Facebook

It looks like InterActiveCorp’s dating site Match.com wants to get in on some Facebook action. We picture this a little like an older dude trying to rejuvenate his mojo with a younger gal. Like if Robert Evans bumped into Megan Fox at a Hollywood party:
Evans: Hi there young lady. I really enjoyed your work in Transformers.
Fox: Oh hi, thank you. Are you here with one of your kids?
Evans: I was set to be the voice of Optimus Prime back in the day but Sammy Davis and me got ourselves in a little bit of a pickle at a Siamese go-go bar down way of old Bangkok.
Fox: Oh. Should I get someone for you? Do you maybe know my dad?
Evans: Ha ha. You remind me of a combination of Ali McGraw, Raquel Welch, and Joan Collins. All of whom I’ve bed.
Fox: I don’t know who any of those people are. I need to catch up with Shia Labeouf.
Evans: Nonsense, my dear. Stay and chat with an old warhorse. Say, I like those tattoos. They remind me of a gal I met down in Old Mexico with Laurence Olivier after we made Marathon Man.
Fox: Oh, you like them? Most people say that they’ll hurt my career. But what about Angelina?
Evans: Ho ho, you’re a feisty one. Angelina’s father, Jonny Voight, is an old pal of mine. I could tell you about the time that we had after he made Deliverance. Me, him and Burt Reynolds decided to rent a house together in Brazil. Burt was the Charlie Sheen of his generation, I tell you.
Fox: I know Charlie Sheen! I did an episode of Two And A Half Men.
Evans: You did Charlie Sheen and two and a half men? The kid stays in the picture!

Whatever. Expect widgets from Match.com on Facebook this week.

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