TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*
An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials (which were never going to happen anyway) ... for now. As for their relationship, they're still together ... for now. At least until season four!
What? No! Are you kidding? We’ve been counting down to this. Jason Wahler was going to be out of jail. LC had some work done. This was going to be the party of the year. What the frick? OK. Everyone cool out. How can this be remedied? They have to introduce someone new to The Hills. Someone even kookier and completely untrustworthy. The only way this thing gets back to good is if Spencer puts forth more of an effort. And an untrustworthy love rival/ best friend would help with that. We wish that this was just a regular show; we wouldn’t be so concerned if they weren’t real people with real feelings. Like those model shows with Tyra Banks or those cooking shows with Padma Lakshmi.