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The former 'Newlyweds' star and the MTV presenter are rumoured to have tied the knot in front of close friends and family at one of the Bahamas' Carlyle Hotels.
A source claimed: "Vanessa's entourage of hair and make-up artists and dressers arrived at the secret location on Friday (07.12.07) to prepare for the wedding."
This seems a little dubious. Why would Nick and Vanessa want to keep their nuptials on the DL? And why don’t we adopt the British system of writing out the date? Writing 07.12.07 as shorthand for December 7, 2007 makes way more sense than 12.07.07. Day/Month/Year. That was a tangent.
There are a few theories as to why these dudes would keep their wedding quiet. 1) Maybe Nick Lachey is still getting spousal support from Jessica Simpson. 2) Vanessa talked Nick into doing a reality show centered around their pending nuptials. 3) They just want some privacy. Did the naked hot tub pics from the summer (or the cigarettes and knives pics with Lindsay Lohan) sour them on the whole celebrity thing?
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All of these are somewhat likely. But why wouldn’t their reps have just said, “Uh, they did get married. We weren’t invited, thanks for bringing it up. Why don’t you kick my dog while you’re at it.”? That part makes this seem a little unreasonable.