Lily Allen has said that she is going to quit the music game. After the current album that she’s working on, Still, she is going to retire from the biz. She wants to raise kids (and pigs and chickens) in the country. She is currently dating Ed Simons from The Chemical Brothers. We love this celebrity cliché, ‘Life is so hectic, I just want to get a place in the country and forget about the world for a while.’ A) Farming is not easy. B) Sarah Silverman already said this about Britney, but if Lily sticks to her plan it will probably be a major relief to accomplish everything that you’re going to accomplish in life by the age of 25. Just put it on cruise-control, whoadee.
Entertainment Tonight reported that Superman, Brandon Routh, got married over the weekend to Courtney Ford. Evidently, the show was off the chain (or ‘very exciting’). There was a man-made lake, Kate Bosworth, a donut machine, plus fountains and fireworks synchronized to coincide with their first kiss. The whole thing was reported to cost about $1 million. For unknown reasons, reporter Clark Kent was not covering the event. Weird, we’ve never seen him and Brandon Routh in the same place together.