We leave for Mexico in less than 24 hours. Steve’s got a concert this afternoon. He’ll leave at about 1:00 and get back at 9:00. He’s not finished packing. He’s got some things yet to do for the concert. It’s now 9:30am. Its 36 degrees outside. What’s he doing? He’s putting in fence posts.
Even if you only have basic cable, you can still get some booty. Just tune into Modern Family and tell yourself that you're watching it "for the jokes."