From The Associated Press
The News of the World said the Chelsy Davy, who has been studying at a college in England while dating the prince, broke off the relationship last week after losing patience with his playboy lifestyle and lack of commitment to her.
Clarence House, where Prince Harry lives with his father, Prince Charles, and his brother, Prince William, declined to confirm the report, saying it doesn't comment about the royals' private lives.
Well, isn’t this something? We’re guessing that they got together in the first place because of his ‘wild lifestyle’ and now she wants to put an end to it. There’s just no pleasing some blond Zimbabweans. We understand that monarchs (and the children of monarchs) don’t really play by the same rules as everyone else, but wasn’t he going to go to Iraq? We’re just guessing, but between the military, snorting vodka, and his various regal duties, there is probably not a lot of extra time for boyfriending. One of our editors gets mistaken for Prince Harry periodically. We’re hoping that these new developments do not result in more drinks to the face for him. There’s only so much gin that one guy can baptized with.
In a related story, Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton has quit her job. She was a fashion buyer at a UK clothing chain called Jigsaw. There’s rampant speculation that this is the precursor to a royal engagement. Why is that you ask? Royalty don’t work retail.