Baby, Rocky, Me and the Mountain

By YourTango

I scared my mother recently.

I told her, “I want to have a baby, and I want to put it in a papoose, and I want to hike with my baby and Rocky, all the way up Wudang Mountain.”

Wudang Mountain is in China. And Rocky is my dog. He’s a Chinese breed, so it all makes perfect sense to me.