MIAMI, FL (November 8, 2007) - Jennifer Lopez told South Florida concertgoers Wednesday night that she and husband Marc Anthony have a baby on the way.
“Marc and I are expecting,” Lopez told the crowd in Miami.
After her announcement, Anthony kissed Lopez’s belly.
“I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he said.
We hope to GOD that after she made the announcement she began singing ‘Waiting For Tonight.’ We sort of had a feeling that JLo was going to spill the beans. It’s like she and Christina Aguilera were having a hotdog-eating contest and Jennifer just had to have one last dog after Xtina gave out. We’ve always wondered why people keep mum about obvious pregnancies. Sure, you’re supposed to wait 8 to 10 weeks, but this is ridiculous. It’s like lying about something obvious such as the time of day. ‘Pretty, sure that’s the 4 AM sun you’re seeing.’ Or like in Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy, everyone knew that the dad was gay but him (despite masturbating to gay porn). Wait until the danger period has passed and let everyone in on it, ya’ll.
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