E!: According to his publicist, Lance Bass was joking (or yolking if you use a soft ‘j’) about have a quickie Vegas wedding back around the turn of the century. We should have known. A) Lance is a wild card; he can’t be tamed. B) A woman? Cripes. How dumb are we? You got us this time, Lance Bass. We’re not going to be fooled so easily next time.
According to The National Ledger, Tony Romo and Sophia Bush are moving right along with their ‘relationship.’ The Tony Romo – Britney rumors have been denied by both sides. Good enough, nice and neat. We were just hoping that Romo could figure out a way to become America’s Awesomest quarterback. He can still get there. This is only his first full year as a starter, he’s got time.
US Weekly: Katie Holmes does not have a baby on deck. And her first anniversary to Tom Cruise is still a few weeks away. They haven’t been married for a year? Balderdash. Hogwash. Flapdoodle. Whatever the case, they do not have another baby on the way. And Katie and Tom are in NY the C this weekend for the Marathon. Best of luck. Run fast, lady.