How swiftly the pendulum swings from “single, no prospects” to “too many men, too little time” to “single, no prospects” again. I’d be dizzy from the rapid rise and fall, only I’m too busy being annoyed.
This is the original Archie. For some reason, there are two girls, Betty and Veronica, swooning over him. Or maybe they're just fighting over that milkshake? That makes more sense to me.