Sure, everything seems quiet in Auckland.
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SEX - SURVEY: New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, according to a global sex survey.
They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex - well above the global average of 7.3.
New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners.
The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.
What is it about New Zealand that the women are so, uh, amorous? It’s an island. The people have a reputation for being carefree and rebellious. Life isn’t terribly difficult there. They don’t get many TV channels. And Brett and Jemaine from Flight Of The Conchords are from there. Not many places can claim all of those ‘sexual benefits.’ But why are the women so far ahead of the men in terms of their ‘number?’ Let us remind you of a little film series called The Lord Of The Rings. NZ had Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, and Frodo there for a year. Forget about it. By himself, Orlando could increase a nation’s number by one, on vacation. And he had the rest of the Middle Earth crew in tow for a year. We’re pretty sure that New Zealand has just become the number one fraternity Spring Break destination. So long Lake Havasu!
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