From The San Francisco Gate
Eva Longoria is giggling about a rumored sex tape scandal -- because she and new husband Tony Parker are too "square" to film their lovemaking.
The "Desperate Housewives" star insists British tabloids, which broke the story overnight, have missed the joke in a spoof sex tape she filmed with comedian Perry Hilton for Web site FunnyOrDie.com.
The chuckling actress insists she and her husband have never filmed themselves in the bedroom.
She says, "Everybody was calling me (when the story broke) going, 'Oh my God...'
Good work Eva Longoria. We were starting to get a little sick of her. You know with the wedding and the photo pictorials and the idea that a 5’2” woman could be a runway model. And all the sex with Tony Parker talk. Frankly, it was getting a bit tedious. When we saw the sex tape headline, we sort of punched a wall, a little. But after reading into it we said, “You got us, Eva Longoria. Quick question, who’s got a website and is going to have a newfound respect for Eva Longoria in the future? These guys.”