BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
This guy is lucky that they caught him on the German side. Music producer Dallas Austin got caught with some ya-yo (that’s cocaine, whitey) in Dubai. He would have done jail time were it not for the intervention of some friends from Washington and that was only going to go up his nose. Hi-ooooooooo! Thank God he didn’t try to send a hamster.