Prince William Has Commitment Ceremony With Girlf Kate Middleton
From The San Francisco Gate
British royal Prince William reportedly had a commitment ceremony with his on/off girlfriend Kate Middleton while on vacation in paradise, according to sensational press reports.
The Globe claims the 25-year-old heir to the U.K. throne set up a mock wedding ceremony as a surprise to Middleton during a vacation in the Seychelles.
The alleged semi-nuptials were so last minute, William didn't have time to buy Middleton a ring and instead used a red leather band bought from a local beach trader to seal his commitment.
Unlike the lavish ceremony that brought England to a standstill when his mother and father, Princess Diana and Prince Charles, wed in London in 1981, William wore shorts and a T-shirt, while Middleton donned a sarong.
Tango’s Take
Well then. The reconciliation rumors between Wills and Kate Middle Town are looking likelier. We guess the rumors of bowing out of the dragon boat race a few weeks ago at Camilla’s behest are possibly true. The mock wedding is a tricky item. Sure, it’s hilarious if you’re 17 and just intercoursed for the first time, but a little odd for the 25-year-old future figurehead of the British Empire. We never would have expected this from an Eton graduate. Maybe from one of those bozos over at Oxford. A royal heir reaches majority at the age of 25, so now he’s free to marry whomever he chooses. We advise that he gets with the baby making ASAP. He’s gotta make sure that his are in line ahead of whatever kids Harry is ready to unleash.
Discussion
Oh, please. Why pay attention to such adolescent nonsense? So what if he's the heir to the British Empire? They mature much slower than the general population anyway. Just be thankful Prince William is obviously into adult women instead of little boys, as so much of the royal family has been fascinated with for decades.
