Australian actress ISLA FISHER is suffering from amnesia - symptoms she believes are a direct result of her pregnancy.
The Wedding Crashers star is engaged to Borat funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen and is reportedly seven months pregnant - although the couple have yet to officially confirm they are expecting.
Nonetheless, Fisher blames her recent forgetful nature on her impending motherhood.
She says, "I have amnesia. I don't remember what I just said.
"Someone asked me what music I'm listening to right now and I said Nick Cannon, who's apparently like some rapper! That is obviously what I'm not listening to right now.
First of all, according to Kim Kardashian, Nick Cannon is not a rapper, nor is sex video partner Ray J. They are R&B singers.
It’s funny that stars are expected to ‘officially confirm’ that they are pregnant. “It just so happens that this big tummy is a baby, thank you all for coming to our press conference. Now don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” Isla Fisher and Sacha B. Cohen seem like a great couple. We wonder what their kid(s) are going to be like? Logic would dictate that they will be hilarious and gorgeous. Who knows though? Maybe they’ve had some work done. Maybe they’ve had humor implants. For all we know the Fisher-Cohen children could end up at taxidermy school with Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf’s tennis-hating kids.
More Celebrity Love Stuff In The News
- Jennifer Lopez (no longer JLo, thankya) is joining husband Marc Anthony on tour. A) We still prefer Rome’s Mark Antony (James Purefoy). B) When we heard that they were getting together we thought it was a goof. You know, Jennifer lost a bet or was proving a point. We continued to think that after their Grammy performance. Now that they’ve got this movie (El Cantante) coming out, they could be for real. Maybe they’re really trying to sell it. And you would think that Jennifer Lopez would have learned her lesson co-staring with her partner after Gigli.
- The stakes were just raised in the Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)–Eddie Murphy debacle. Mel B claims that they pulled the goalie on purpose and both were intending to start a family. Yeesh. Eddie Murphy claimed that he would do the right thing if the baby was proved to be his and it has been. Maybe the right thing is to ignore it and hope things work themselves out. It works for Homer Simpson.
- We really should have led with this one, but whatever. Jessica Alba broke up with boyf of two years Cash Warren. Supposedly she did it by telephone and he sent one of his assistants to retrieve his belongings from her domicile. Phoning in a break-up is tough, particularly when you live in the same town and dated for two years. At least she didn’t do it via SMS or certified letter. We wonder who’s next on her radar. Our hopes: Fantastic Four co-star Chris Evans, Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling. Fingers crossed.