Heavy Launches Second Season of ”The Massive Dating Game”

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From Heavy.com

New York – July 23, 2007    Heavy.com, one of the web’s leading online brands and the leader for 18-34 year old guys, has launched the second season of  Massive Mating Game (MMG), following 2006’s wildly successful season.  In keeping with last season, guys will still get to watch viral videos featuring four of the hottest girls on Earth—Heavy just made winning the game a whole lot easier.

After watching the videos (and they’re all great; directed by world renowned music and celebrity photographer Kareem Black), all the guys have to do to compete is join MyHeavy and become friends with the girls.  By becoming friends with the girls, fans are entered for a chance at the Grand Prize:  an all-expenses paid trip to New York City where they’ll escort the girls to an exclusive VIP party…thrown by Heavy!

Tango’s Take
We’re not even sure where to begin with this. There’s an episode of The Simpsons in which a car convention has a good-looking gal posing by a car that is being raffled off. Every man asks her, “do you come with the car?” To which she replies, “Oh you.” That’s what we think of when we see this contest. The good news is that Heavy.com (and MyHeavy by extension) knows its audience. Can anyone come up with reasons why people have completely unrealistic expectations of the opposite gender? Us neither. We’re wondering if anyone is getting exploited here? Are the users being exploited? Is that nerdsploitation? Are the Asian babes being exploited? Asiasploitation? We’re glad that all of these attractive women like playing video games, are into farming and completely indifferent to genitalia dimensions. Diabolical.

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