New Underwear Trend: The C-String

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Tango’s Take
The Dish likes to keeps its readers abreast of what’s going on out there. And one of those things is an underpants revolution. Forget thongs. Forget the g-string. This is what Will Ferrell’s character was talking about in Old School when he wondered about his waitress’s underwear out loud during therapy, “Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.” What’s hot and what’s now is the C-string. Most people think ‘cello’ or ‘computer programming’ when they hear C-string. The end-all, be-all of invisible panty lines is here and it’s now. The C-string is essentially an oblong headband (see image) that eliminates the need for any material along the sides. Say that you’re Brittany Spears and you’re out for a fantastic night on the town. Maybe panties are not an option because of some awesome skirt that you found at Stein Mart. And maybe you’re not up for showing off the fine china, again. Here’s your solution. The only better invention would not require a back at all. Eww, yeah, that does sort of sound like a hygiene product or a self-pleasuring device. Which could be selling points, really.