HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
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Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.
During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.
"Po became hysterical when she saw the wound and mopped it with a towel. The pair then went to bed," the paper said.
"The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok's right eye," it said.
They say that in the land of the blind the man with 80 – 90% of an eye is king. We had a Dish on July 3rd that was similar to this. What is wrong with these people? Kidnapping and intentional blinding are not cool. Sure it worked for the couple in Crazy In Love (not Jay Z and Beyonce) but come on. We mean come ON.
There is an old Cantonese joke: What do you tell a man with two chopstick blinded eyes? Nothing, you have told him twice already.
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His reaction (we imagine) to why he’s still with her? ‘Dating is tough, you should see some of the crazies out there.’