Catherine Zeta Jones Never Ever Ever Getting Divorced, Ever

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Los Angeles, CA (BANG) - Catherine Zeta-Jones has vowed never to get divorced. The stunning actress, who has two children with husband Michael Douglas, says marriage is a life-long commitment.

Catherine told Britain's OK! magazine: "I fell in love with my husband at first sight, and I still feel the same way. At some point, my little babies are going to run out of the nest and I don't want to look at Michael and say, 'Hey, remember us?' I'll never get divorced, never."

The "Chicago" star revealed she has taken inspiration from her parents' long-term union, which spans four decades.

Tango’s Take
Milady, methinks doth protest too much. There are some things that are bad signs. If you are a coach of a professional athletics team and the owner gives you a vote of confidence, bad sign. If you’re leading FEMA and President Bush says, “you’re doing a hell of a job, Brownie,” bad sign. Also, there are some things that you don’t talk about. If your teammate is throwing a no-hitter in baseball, you do not talk about it. Jinxes exist. So, if your wife (or husband) tells everyone that you’re not getting divorced, your days may be numbered. Either she is tempting fate OR she’s trying to convince herself (and the world) that things are going just great. The good news about marrying a man much older than you is that you'll probably outlive him.

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