Are You Too Competitive With Your Guy?

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Are You Too Competitive With Your Guy?
Competition in a couple isn't always the best idea.

Say you're playing tennis with your fuzzy-ball-holding flame. As a man, what do you do? Do you go for the jugular—hit booming forehands, smoking passing shots—or do you do the noble and, yes, noncompetitive thing, and just push the ball back over the net? You're screwed either way. You shove it down her throat, you look like a dick. You tap it back, and not only are you a wuss, you might also lose. As Joshua says in the movie Wargames, "The only winning move is not to play."

I speak from experience.

I dated a girl who was a track star in college. She was beautiful, smart, fit, and fast. If it involved pickin' 'em up and puttin' 'em down, she'd crush me. I was all right with that, though, because that was her domain. I was never dumb enough to wonder who had the better 40 time. I knew that if she looked over her shoulder, she would have seen the alpha male becoming a beta.

Women expect us to be strong. Sure, flashes of breakdowns can be fairly benign once you're deep into a relationship. But show that crap too early, and your love game is over before it starts.

For example, a friend of mine is an avid mountain biker. She (that's right, I have a few) was set up with a guy on a weekend of trail riding with two other couples. The new guy, let's call him "Lance," shows up with a spanking new bike, looking like a world of opportunity.

So off our sextet goes into the wilderness. Pedals are pushed and stumps are jumped until Lance takes a small digger. Almost as soon as he's down, he's back up, berating his bicycle. He kicks it, and refuses to pick it up. His date carries it miles back to the car. Then he demands (through choked-back tears, I can only imagine) to be taken to get his hand checked out.

After kicking his mean ol' bike, and taking the group away from their fun, it turns out that his tantrum was justified, after all, because he had broken his pinky. A pinky? Are you kidding me? For the nuts on top of this head-case sundae, when they got back to the hotel, he still wanted to sleep with my friend. If only he'd had such balls when he fell off his bike.

Even in the best-case scenario, when skill levels are roughly equal, the sports themselves often are not: five-setters vs. three-setters, ladies' golf tees, women's basketballs ... softball. Men and women don't play the same games, which should tell you all you need to know.

Sports can be a bonding experience. Watching sports is a great way to pass a few hours together without having to pay any attention whatsoever to "togetherness." But even with both teammates playing at their selfless best, relationships are a three-legged race run over a mine-filled obstacle course while wearing flint-rock corduroys soaked in gasoline. In a word: volatile. The last thing you need to bring along is a blowtorch. One bad tennis match, and BOOM!, the rackets go flying—and so do the championship rings.

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